Saturday, July 01, 2006
Stealing Brad Pitt's Identity
Well some man in Dubai was going about his day by working on an embezzling scheme. He was planning on plucking out $22,000 US out of a bank. He just needed a picture for his fake ID so he picked Brad Pitt's. Brilliant I say! Why not look hot while stealing? When questioned about the picture, the thief said that he didn't know who it was, he just downloaded the picture from the internet. He is currently facing forgery and embezzlement charges and I don't think they treat you nicely in the court system there. We now know that there was 1 person who had not heard of Brad Pitt.
What a tard...
