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Saturday, July 01, 2006

 

Stealing Brad Pitt's Identity


Well some man in Dubai was going about his day by working on an embezzling scheme. He was planning on plucking out $22,000 US out of a bank. He just needed a picture for his fake ID so he picked Brad Pitt's. Brilliant I say! Why not look hot while stealing? When questioned about the picture, the thief said that he didn't know who it was, he just downloaded the picture from the internet. He is currently facing forgery and embezzlement charges and I don't think they treat you nicely in the court system there. We now know that there was 1 person who had not heard of Brad Pitt.

What a tard...

 

The Devil Wears Prada Movie Review

This movie is a feast for the eyes when it comes to high fashion. If you love Sex and The City's apparel; you would probably love this as well. My heterosexual male friends who knows nothing about fashion also enjoyed this movie and thought it was better then Superman Returns. Meryl Streep did a convincing job in her character; furthermore; Anne Hathaway did a fantastic job as well. I do think Gisele Bundchen ought to go back to acting school before anything comes out of her mouth on a big screen. For all you wanna be fashionistas out there, I know this movie would be worth seeing.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

 

Movie Review: Superman Returns

I am not a professional movie critic or anything close to that line of work, however; in my opinion I thought the movie was slow and boring. It was hardly entertaining. The acting between Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh was unconvincing as "Lois Lane" and "Superman" and not to mention she looked aweful as a brunette. There is something positive I could say about the movie and that is Kevin Spacey did a great job playing Lex Luther. I thought the movie "Cars" was way more entertaining and better than Superman Returns.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

 

Superman Returns, The Review


Well I just finished seeing the movie Superman Returns. During the initial credits I thought to myself, "boy I am getting old." I remember seeing the first Superman and now they have remade it? What's next, Star Wars, The Return?

Fortunately, it wasn't a clone of the first movie and had many differences. But, and it's a big butt, I thought it was too slow and got sleepy half way through. The story was very anti-climactic. During the climax of the movie, I was ready for a nap. Although I did see a kid throw his hands up in joy during one part. Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane just seemed wrong for the part. I did like Brandon Routh as Superman/Clark Kent. He did a good job and at times reminded me of Christopher Reeve. His outfit was a bit distracting. There was a lot of CGI to make it look flawless, almost like a vinyl fetish outfit. Speaking of CGI, the flying scenes had too much and Superman looked unnatural, similar to the Spiderman Movie series.

Kevin Spacey had a great performance as Lex Luthor. But overall I'd give the movie a 2.5 out of 5 stars. Too many slow scenes, bad story, lost my interest, bad computer animation. But I love the Superman series so it was ok, but not one I'd recommend. Saw the trailer for Spiderman 3 though! Looks great!!

2 1/2 Stars Out Of 5

 

Brad Pitt Makes America Great?


Newsweek magazine named Brad Pitt one of the 15 People Who Make America Great and together with his love one, Angelina Jolie, have became the World's Most Beautiful Family of this week’s issue.


Well I admit, they are a gorgeous couple, it makes me chuckle when I hear Brad Pitt makes America Great. He has an illegitemate kid and now he makes our country great? Huhhhh?


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